I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her bokep eyes and bokeh memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or crot sex worker.
Now, bokep according to this new porn study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men bokep dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, bokep porn and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh crot and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared crot that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, memek and crot that women were prone to what they described bokeh as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.
A crot new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: porn ‘I’m bokeh enjoying this, memek but can you memek get a bloomin’ crot move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where porn loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely memek reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert bokep nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand porn bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then memek men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.
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